Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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