the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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