I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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