i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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