your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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