but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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