I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I need water and some morals
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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