You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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