the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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