I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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