He is an equal opportunity slut.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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