awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
