I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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