Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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