By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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