You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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