I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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