Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
a search helicopter?!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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