i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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