Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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