We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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