So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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