She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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