too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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