got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We smell like vodka and hangover
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