Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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