what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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