He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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