I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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