I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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