gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
id be glad to
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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