i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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