Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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