Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my shit smells like andre
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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