because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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