my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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