i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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