Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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