I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
