I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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