Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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