is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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