So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
