Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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