So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so explain again why im purple
no
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize