Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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