Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
