her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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