What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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