Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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