awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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