went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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