Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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