If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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