Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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