the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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