Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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